Thanks for thinking of us – that’s gift enough.
But if you insist on buying us a gift, we won’t hate you for it.
You’ve got three options:
GIFT OPTION 1:
Buy us a house/honeymoon/retirement/spaceship/butler/exotic animal.
If you choose to give us money as a gift, that will enable us to acquire some of the things listed above.
Plus, we’ll think of you every time we come home/fly away/take a weekday nap/experience zero gravity/boss somebody around/smell something strange.
GIFT OPTION 2:
Buy us “adult” stuff.
Not that kind of adult stuff. The kind of adult stuff we can use to cook, clean, entertain, and turn our house into a comfy home.
To help you do this, we’ve registered for a few things here.
This way you’ll be able to purchase silverware and beverage dispensers with the secure knowledge we will enjoy them.
GIFT OPTION 3:
Go rogue.
This is the big risk, big reward option. If you think you know what we’d like better than we do, then by all means give it your best shot and buy us a gift that’s not on the board.
We look forward to your creativity, will only slightly judge you for your choice, and can’t wait to see if we remain in each others’ lives in the future.
Godspeed.